Gamer Gangsta Rap

I was gaming in my basement one day. I was playing in the middle of May. I found a guy running like a baby. So I killed him and said I was crazy. I started to walk over to him. But my TV got a little bit dim. So I started tea bagging him. (not in a bad way) Later I found out he was yelling at Tim. So there I go all screaming, while I get bored and start multitasking. I start reading and eating. I'm watching the TV while someone is killing me. I start swearing and tearing my sofa that I'm so relaxing in. That is the end of my beginning I put my controller down and start dreaming. I see that I was misbehaving so I go back and start gaming, in my pimping basement while it was raining.